Welcome to the Universe
SimpleChef is helping parents out with a new back-to-school offer.
Also, you’re going to die.
“I found it legitimately funny… It bounces between waxing philosophically about growing up and arguing about zoning ordinances.” - The Short Game Podcast
A game by Colton Olds.
Special Thanks: Gretchen Goode, Alec Lownes, John H. Moore, Nick Jones, Pablo Stanley, and Peter J. Favaro
Content warnings:
brief mention of suicide, cancer, vomit, height self-consciousnessStatus | Released |
Platforms | HTML5 |
Release date | Sep 01, 2024 |
Rating | Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars (3 total ratings) |
Author | Colton Olds |
Genre | Interactive Fiction |
Made with | Twine |
Tags | Comedy, Life Simulation, Mouse only, Retro, satire, Short, Slice Of Life, Surreal, Text based, Twine |
Average session | About a half-hour |
Languages | English |
Inputs | Mouse, Touchscreen |
Accessibility | Color-blind friendly, High-contrast, One button |
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