Welcome to the Universe

SimpleChef is helping parents out with a new back-to-school offer.

Also, you’re going to die.

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“I found it legitimately funny… It bounces between waxing philosophically about growing up and arguing about zoning ordinances.”  - The Short Game Podcast

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A game by Colton Olds.

Special Thanks: Gretchen Goode, Alec Lownes, John H. Moore, Nick Jones, Pablo Stanley, and Peter J. Favaro

Content warnings:

brief mention of suicide, cancer, vomit, height self-consciousness