SimpleChef is helping parents out with a new back-to-school offer.

Also, you’re going to die.


“I found it legitimately funny… It bounces between waxing philosophically about growing up and arguing about zoning ordinances.”  - The Short Game Podcast


A game by Colton Olds.

Special Thanks: Gretchen Goode, Alec Lownes, John H. Moore, Nick Jones, Pablo Stanley, and Peter J. Favaro

Content warnings:brief mention of suicide, cancer, vomit, height self-consciousness
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Release date Sep 01, 2024
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
AuthorColton Olds
GenreInteractive Fiction
Made withTwine
TagsComedy, Life Simulation, Mouse only, Retro, satire, Short, Slice Of Life, Surreal, Text based, Twine
Average sessionAbout a half-hour
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Touchscreen
AccessibilityColor-blind friendly, High-contrast, One button

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